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Jesus slams ‘love rat’ claims
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Madonna’s Brazilian lover Jesus Luz has denied claims he’s two-timing her with a 31-year-old underwear model, insisting that they are “just good friends”. Jesus was spotted indulging in a spot of dirty dancing with the lovely Luciana Costa at a party in Rio de Janeiro a couple of weeks ago, and tongues naturally started wagging.
So, what did the biblically-named beau say in his defence? Well, he reckons nothing could have happened because his dear old mum was at the party too. “My mum was at my side,” trilled the Latin loverboy, “and I would never become intimate with a woman if my mum was nearby.” Glad to hear it, Jesus.
Whether Jesus’s mum has made the acquaintance of her Madgesty yet, we’re not entirely sure, but we’d imagine any intimacy between her son and the Queen of Pop would be off the cards then too. For a start, the poor lad probably wouldn’t get a look-in while the old birds talked knitting patterns and crochet and swapped their favourite recipes.
Or maybe not. After all, Jesus’s mum Christiane Luz is only 36 years old, so probably wouldn’t have all that much in common with Madonna after all. Jesus, by the way, is 22.
Yep, we had our calculators out too…
by Stewart Turner, Tuesday 24 March 2009
Source: The Sun
